OFFA FOOTBALL RESULTS - WEEK 8
(FINAL)
ROCKY 52 -- JOSH 62
JUSTIN HERBERT 10 QB JALEN HURTS 13
RICO DOWDLE 0 RB DE'VON ACHANE 6
J.K. DOBBINS 0 RB KIMANI VIDAL 6
GEORGE PICKENS 0 WR COURTLAND SUTTON 0
JUSTIN JEFFERSON 0 WR TEZ JOHNSON 0
DALLAS GOEDERT 12 TE TUCKER KRAFT 12
MATT PRATER 10 PK MICHAEL BADGLEY 8
MYLES PRICE 1 KR LUKE MCCAFFREY 0
BUCS 5 RD RAVENS 4
COLTS 2 PD FALCONS 3
CHARGERS 12 ST RAVENS 10
ROC 42 -- TONY 34
JAXSON DART 9 QB DRAKE MAYE 10
CAM SKATTEBO 6 RB JORDAN MASON 0
TYLER ALLGEIER 6 RB JAYLEN WARREN 0
EMEKA EGBUKA 0 WR ROMEO DOUBS 2
DEVONTA SMITH 0 WR DRAKE LONDON 0
TYLER WARREN 0 TE THEO JOHNSON 0
GRAHAM GANO 8 PK CAMERON DICKER 13
NIKKO REMIGIO 0 KR ANY BRONCOS KR 0
STEELERS 4 RD BROWNS 2
RAVENS 1 PD BILLS 4
BILLS 8 ST COWBOYS 3
GEORGE 26 -- DOM 15
PATRICK MAHOMES 9 QB DAK PRESCOTT 0
TYRONE TRACY 0 RB CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY 0
JEROME FORD 0 RB JACORY CROSKEY-MERRITT 0
ZAY FLOWERS 0 WR XAVIER WORTHY 0
KAYSHON BOUTTE 7 WR ROME ODUNZE 0
DARREN WALLER 0 TE MARK ANDREWS 0
BRANDON AUBREY 4 PK PARKER ROMO 5
JAHAN DOTSON 0 KR KAVONTAE TURPIN 1
RAVENS 4 RD DOLPHINS 5
BRONCOS 2 PD CHIEFS 3
CHIEFS 0 ST COMMANDERS 1
OFFA FOOTBALL RESULTS - WEEK 8
(FINAL)
EDDIE 55 -- TYLER 37
JORDAN LOVE 10 QB BAKER MAYFIELD 0
JOSH JACOBS 6 RB DERRICK HENRY 12
QUINSHON JUDKINS 0 RB ALVIN KAMARA 0
TEE HIGGINS 7 WR CHRIS OLAVE 0
MARVIN MIMS 0 WR QUENTIN JOHNSTON 0
CADE OTTON 0 TE JAKE FERGUSON 0
CHASE MCLAUGHLIN 18 PK KA'IMI FAIRBAIRN 11
RASHEEN ALI 1 KR ANY TEXANS KR 0
CHIEFS 4 RD BRONCOS 3
49ERS 0 PD TEXANS 3
BRONCOS 9 ST EAGLES 8
TREVOR 58 -- TOMMY 54
TUA TAGOVAILOA 13 QB BO NIX 13
JONATHAN TAYLOR 21 RB CHASE BROWN 12
RACHAAD WHITE 0 RB RHAMONDRE STEVENSON 0
STEFON DIGGS 6 WR JA'MARR CHASE 0
TETAIROA MCMILLAN 0 WR RASHEE RICE 6
KYLE PITTS 0 TE DALTON KINCAID 0
DANIEL CARLSON 0 PK EDDIE PINEIRO 1
CHIMERE DIKE 1 KR MALIK WASHINGTON 0
BILLS 3 RD CHARGERS 5
PATS 4 PD CHARGERS 4
TEXANS 10 ST STEELERS 13
JOE 62 -- FRANK 65
DANIEL JONES 9 QB JOE FLACCO 13
SAQUON BARKLEY 14 RB BIJAN ROBINSON 0
CHUBA HUBBARD 6 RB JAMES COOK 14
CEEDEE LAMB 0 WR D.K. METCALF 6
JERRY JEUDY 0 WR KEENAN ALLEN 0
GEORGE KITTLE 6 TE TRAVIS KELCE 6
CHRIS BOSWELL 22 PK WIL LUTZ 8
CHARLIE JONES 0 KR DEVIN DUVERNAY 1
VIKINGS 1 RD PACKERS 4
JETS 2 PD BROWNS 2
49ERS 2 ST BUCS 11
OFFA FOOTBALL RESULTS - WEEK 8 DH
(FINAL)
TYLER 37 -- TREVOR 68
BAKER MAYFIELD 0 QB TUA TAGOVAILOA 13
DERRICK HENRY 12 RB JONATHAN TAYLOR 21
ALVIN KAMARA 0 RB NICK CHUBB 0
CHRIS OLAVE 0 WR KHALIL SHAKIR 8
QUENTIN JOHNSTON 0 WR STEFON DIGGS 6
JAKE FERGUSON 0 TE T.J. HOCKENSON 0
KA'IMI FAIRBAIRN 11 PK DANIEL CARLSON 0
ANY TEXANS KR 0 KR CHIMERE DIKE 1
BRONCOS 3 RD BILLS 3
TEXANS 3 PD PATS 6
EAGLES 8 ST TEXANS 10
TOMMY 53 -- JOE 68
BO NIX 13 QB DANIEL JONES 9
CHASE BROWN 12 RB SAQUON BARKLEY 14
RHAMONDRE STEVENSON 0 RB CHUBA HUBBARD 6
JA'MARR CHASE 0 WR CEEDEE LAMB 0
RASHEE RICE 6 WR JORDAN ADDISON 6
DALTON KINCAID 0 TE GEORGE KITTLE 6
HARRISON BUTKER 0 PK CHRIS BOSWELL 22
MALIK WASHINGTON 0 KR CHARLIE JONES 0
CHARGERS 5 RD VIKINGS 1
CHARGERS 4 PD JETS 2
STEELERS 13 ST 49ERS 2
FRANK 65 -- ROCKY 58
JOE FLACCO 13 QB JUSTIN HERBERT 10
BIJAN ROBINSON 0 RB D'ANDRE SWIFT 6
JAMES COOK 14 RB J.K. DOBBINS 0
D.K. METCALF 6 WR GEORGE PICKENS 0
KEENAN ALLEN 0 WR JUSTIN JEFFERSON 0
TRAVIS KELCE 6 TE DALLAS GOEDERT 12
WIL LUTZ 8 PK MATT PRATER 10
DEVIN DUVERNAY 1 KR MYLES PRICE 1
PACKERS 4 RD BUCS 5
BROWNS 2 PD COLTS 2
BUCS 11 ST CHARGERS 12
OFFA FOOTBALL RESULTS - WEEK 8 DH
(FINAL)
JOSH 62 -- ROC 43
JALEN HURTS 13 QB JAXSON DART 9
DE'VON ACHANE 6 RB WOODY MARKS 0
KIMANI VIDAL 6 RB CAM SKATTEBO 6
COURTLAND SUTTON 0 WR LADD MCCONKEY 7
TEZ JOHNSON 0 WR EMEKA EGBUKA 0
TUCKER KRAFT 12 TE TYLER WARREN 0
MICHAEL BADGLEY 8 PK GRAHAM GANO 8
LUKE MCCAFFREY 0 KR NIKKO REMIGIO 0
RAVENS 4 RD STEELERS 4
FALCONS 3 PD RAVENS 1
RAVENS 10 ST BILLS 8
TONY 47 -- GEORGE 26
AARON RODGERS 6 QB PATRICK MAHOMES 9
JORDAN MASON 0 RB TYRONE TRACY 0
JAVONTE WILLIAMS 12 RB JEROME FORD 0
DRAKE LONDON 0 WR ZAY FLOWERS 0
JAYLEN WADDLE 7 WR KAYSHON BOUTTE 7
JUWAN JOHNSON 0 TE DARREN WALLER 0
CAMERON DICKER 13 PK BRANDON AUBREY 4
ANY BRONCOS KR 0 KR JAHAN DOTSON 0
BROWNS 2 RD RAVENS 4
BILLS 4 PD BRONCOS 2
COWBOYS 3 ST CHIEFS 0
DOM 32 -- EDDIE 55
JOSH ALLEN 17 QB JORDAN LOVE 10
CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY 0 RB JOSH JACOBS 6
JACORY CROSKEY-MERRITT 0 RB QUINSHON JUDKINS 0
DEEBO SAMUEL 0 WR TEE HIGGINS 7
ROME ODUNZE 0 WR MARVIN MIMS 0
EVAN ENGRAM 0 TE CADE OTTON 0
PARKER ROMO 5 PK CHASE MCLAUGHLIN 18
KAVONTAE TURPIN 1 KR RASHEEN ALI 1
DOLPHINS 5 RD CHIEFS 4
CHIEFS 3 PD 49ERS 0
COMMANDERS 1 ST BRONCOS 9
OFFA FOOTBALL STANDINGS - WEEK 8
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCTG PTS OPP PIGL XACTS STRK MONEY PAY ASSMT POOLS BAL
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EDDIE 9.5 3.5 .731 570 493 123 3 W9 -394 400 -113 -40 19
TREVOR 8 5 .615 624 553 159 4 W3 -476 200 -113 -40 -213
TONY 8 5 .615 581 517 185 14 W1 -526 404 -113 -40 -59
ROC 8 5 .615 580 590 202 7 L1 -491 400 -113 -45 -33
TOMMY 7 6 .538 578 559 259 9 L2 -519 0 343 -40 0
FRANK 6.5 6.5 .500 590 597 241 11 W2 -538 500 -113 -40 25
TYLER 6 7 .462 573 589 254 12 L5 -552 0 -113 -40 -489
GEORGE 6 7 .462 539 568 240 7 L1 -527 147 -113 -40 -317
JOE 5.5 7.5 .423 570 623 268 6 W1 -526 200 -113 -40 -263
DOM 5.5 7.5 .423 558 546 215 1 L2 -506 230 -113 -40 -213
JOSH 5 8 .385 540 604 292 12 W2 -570 0 -113 -40 -507
ROCKY 3 10 .231 537 601 401 24 L3 -656 0 -113 -40 -593
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FRANK 2 0 1.000 130 120 0 2
TREVOR 2 0 1.000 126 91 0 0
JOSH 2 0 1.000 124 95 0 0
EDDIE 2 0 1.000 110 69 0 0
JOE 1 1 .500 130 118 62 0
ROC 1 1 .500 85 96 43 2
TONY 1 1 .500 81 68 34 1
GEORGE 1 1 .500 52 62 26 0
ROCKY 0 2 .000 110 127 110 2
TOMMY 0 2 .000 107 126 107 2
TYLER 0 2 .000 74 123 74 1
DOM 0 2 .000 47 81 47 0
OFL SCHEDULE FOR WEEK 9: TOMMY VS. GEORGE
JOSH VS. DOM
ROC VS. EDDIE
JOE VS. TONY
FRANK VS. TYLER
ROCKY VS. TREVOR
OFFA FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEWS - WEEK 8
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2nd Half Begins: Eddie's Win Streak At 9; Rocky's Stranglehold On Cellar
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LEAGUE TRANSACTIONS:
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10/22/25 @ 04:06 PM: 101 - ROCKY DROPPED CHASE BROWN, BENGALS (RB)
AND PICKED UP KYLE MONANGAI, BEARS
10/22/25 @ 04:06 PM: 102 - ROCKY DROPPED KENDRICK BOURNE, 49ERS (WR)
AND PICKED UP JUSTIN JEFFERSON, VIKINGS
10/22/25 @ 04:06 PM: 103 - TOMMY DROPPED JUSTIN JEFFERSON, VIKINGS (WR)
AND PICKED UP KENDRICK BOURNE, 49ERS
10/22/25 @ 04:06 PM: 104 - TOMMY DROPPED KENDRE MILLER, SAINTS (RB)
AND PICKED UP CHASE BROWN, BENGALS
10/22/25 @ 10:06 PM: 105 - TONY DROPPED R.J. HARVEY, BRONCOS (KR)
AND PICKED UP GREG DORTCH, CARDS
10/23/25 @ 02:15 PM: 106 - TYLER MOVED TO IR GARRETT WILSON, JETS (WR)
AND PICKED UP CHRIS OLAVE, SAINTS
10/23/25 @ 05:01 PM: 107 - FRANK MOVED TO IR JAYDEN DANIELS, COMMANDERS (QB)
AND PICKED UP JOE FLACCO, BENGALS
10/23/25 @ 05:40 PM: 108 - FRANK DROPPED TAYSOM HILL, SAINTS (TE)
AND PICKED UP ORONDE GADSDEN, CHARGERS
10/23/25 @ 08:57 PM: 109 - ROC DROPPED CAM LITTLE, JAGS (PK)
AND PICKED UP GRAHAM GANO, GIANTS
10/26/25 @ 12:26 PM: 110 - ROC DROPPED CAM SKATTEBO, GIANTS (RB)
AND PICKED UP TANK BIGSBY, EAGLES
Submit Lineups by Thursday 10/30/25 at 05:15 PM for RAVENS vs. DOLPHINS
Submit Lineups by Sunday 11/02/25 at 10:00 AM for all other NFL games
NFL BYES: BROWNS, BUCS, EAGLES, JETS
Make sure you substitute for starting players on these teams!
Your AT is substituted automatically for RD/PD/ST, as required.
Much thanks to the Humps for hosting the first owners meeting last Sunday. As
usual, the food/drink/comaraderie was over the top. It was suggested afterwards
that next time the Humps host a meeting, they provide larger portions of food.
At the meeting, banquet dates were discussed and we eliminated the first weekend
of February and the last weekend of March. The Vits will provide updates as new
information becomes available. Also discussed was the approach to lineup
submissions and lineup error corrections. The decision was to stay with the
status quo and avoid any Charter modifications. Thanks for all your inputs.
Suicide Pool: Tyler, George, Josh, continue after Rocky sleeps with the fishes.
And now for your reading enjoyment to those that delight in Rocky's misfortunes:
OFFA FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEWS - WEEK 8
(CONTINUED - PAGE 2)
Rocky's Conversation With The OFFA Gods
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As the stink of the equine's anus permeates Rocky's house, he seeks answers from
the OFFA gods.
ROCKY: "All you overseers of the OFFA kingdom, why have you found me in such
disfavor this year as to send me on the path to my first Horse's Ass?"
A VOICE FROM ABOVE ANSWERS: "We OFFA gods have determined that you have
squandered the gifts with which you were endowed at the draft and afterwards.
Due to your impatience, you have traded away major assets such as your kicker
Chase Mclaughlin and others who would have made your season a potential
success."
ROCKY REPLIES: "But I made these trades in an attempt to make my OFL team
better."
THE GODS CHORTLE: "Better, smedder! To demonstrate the folly of your trading
ways and to your downfall, we will infect Tony's brain with bits of feces so
that he will make the worst, most ridiculously lop-sided trade in OFL history.
He will trade away HIS major assets in return for a running back he believes
possesses magic beans that will allow him to climb the bean stalk of the OFL
standings. Though these 'magic' legumes are actually rabbit turds, they will
achieve their purpose by allowing your closest competitor to escape your
league's dreaded award and make YOU the front-runner."
ROCKY WEEPS: "Oh ye gods, that is so unfair that you use your powers to curse my
season."
THE GODS BELLOW: "Enough whipper-snapper! You have only begun to witness our
powers! There will be portents that will awe you with unexpected calamities as
you watch the games at the first owners meeting."
Rocky: "Oh why, ye gods? What omens can I expect that will fumble away my
season?"
THE GODS: "A good choice of words. First, we will place before NFL replay
officials phantom images that neither mortal man nor football fan can see. These
illusions will be used to overturn your rushing defense returns of not one, but
TWO, fumbles for TDs thus denying your RD 12 points."
ROCKY DEJECTED: "Even with this misfortune you have bestowed on me, is it too
much to humbly entreat your benevolence for a split of my double-header games?"
THE GODS ANGRILY ANSWER: "You dare to ask favors from us? We emphatically say
'Nay' and, to further your misery, we will grant to you an early large scoring
lead that will appear insurmountable; yet, we will then use our wizardry to
grant both your opponents enough points to send you to two defeats!"
ROCKY DESPERATE: "Egads, ye gods! If I must accept this sorcery of yours, can
you mercifully allow my main running back, who hasn't scored in 4 weeks, at
least ONE trip into the end zone?"
THE GODS LAUGHING: "Ha-ha! We will make it appear that he is going to score a
TD; but right before he enters the promised land of pay dirt in a pile, we will
blow our collective breaths into the referee's whistle to signal the play is
dead. NO TOUCHDOWN! - Ha-ha!"
ROCKY, DEJECTED: "These losses and misfortunes ye gods subject me to are not
only a detriment to my OFL standings, but also carry a monetary cost as well.
OFFA FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEWS - WEEK 8
(CONTINUED - PAGE 3)
Might I implore you to at least alleviate the sting on my wallet of these losses
by providing some OFL pool winnings relief?"
THE GODS LAUGHING REALLY HARD: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You will get no relief in this
matter as we enjoy the torturous emotions that we subject you to. In fact, we
will take an inept NFL team and allow them to beat your Suicide pool team. Then
we will snatch from you your seemingly sure share of the Score32 pool. We will
cause the Steelers to fumble late in their game and deep in their own territory
so that your Packers kick a late FG to up their score from 32 to 35.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
ROCKY: "I beseech you OFFA gods, why must I endure such pain and failure in this
OFL season?"
THE GODS: "We are not without mercy. These events have come to pass early in
this season so that you may have plenty of time to compose your poem for the
year's OFL Horse's Ass award. Plus we like fucking with you."
